I am 47,650 points away from getting my next secret: naked pictures of Tom Fulp. My graphics card literally caught fire a few days ago (while playing Oblivion on ultra, no less). I've been accepted on scholarship to a top 100 law school. I learned to juggle tissue paper. I finished 6 books in a week. I made banana bread last night and ate it all for breakfast. A song I worked fairly hard on got three zero-bombs right out of the gate. Yes, I said hard on.

What's going on in your life?

Skip out on the whole law school thing. Just worry about getting promoted at your current job. It'll be fine.

I'm feeling extremely warm and fuzzy right now, so I thought I'd take a minute and extend a tremendous "thank you" to the users of this site. Because of the people who took the time to listen, vote, and write reviews about my submissions, I think it's fair to say that I've grown as an artist. I've learned a truckload from feedback, PM's, and just listening to other songs dumped here. In spite of all the spam and nonsense that goes on, I think Newgrounds has been an awesome place of learning for myself and other artists who up their music and flash. If I could, I would hug each of you.

Except the Kitty Krew members. You idiots are a waste of bandwidth.

This is a place where you can discuss how cool you think they are.

Does anybody actually read this? I'm just curious about how much (if any) traffic I get.

I've finally figured out some of the more advanced features of FL Studio, and I think the results are starting to show. Compression and EQ have worked wonders for file size and quality, and I'm getting back into writing more moving parts, rather than letting sequencers do the work for me. Hopefully you'll like the results!